KIDS STUFF, BETTING SITE SURPRISE!

Well played one, folks! It seems like the betting world has taken a turn for the weird. A brand new network dedicated to kids' stuff is now offering odds on things like who will take the best nap or what color pencils little Timmy will choose. It's absurd, right? Adults are buzzing over it, and kids are, well, kids. Totally oblivious! What's thi